DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!

It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18 year old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

Jack Bauer can get a Mcdonalds breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

Every mathematical inequality officialy ends with "

When google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.

The bumper sticker on Jesus' car reads "WWJBD?".

Jack Bauer can watch all 6 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.

Every time Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

The real reason the Army ditched the Army of One campaign? Jack Bauer sued for copy right infringement.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.

Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

They had to change a street name from Jack Bauer to something else because people kept dying. Why? Because nobody crosses Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer had no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn't want to.

As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "THERE'S NO TIME!"

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.